coffeefro

THE BEST ACCOUNT ON THE PLANET (also my mutual :)

i love COFFEEFRO

by oxterlos June 8, 2021

crofee

crack coffee made by xanos spaget

this crofee is exquisite to be bussin'.

by 2 idiots doing crack June 11, 2021

.coffee.mp4

Coffee is the best mutual and an even better wife! They deserve all the love in the world <33

Oh hey you know .coffee.mp4 right?
Yeah they’re the coolest!!

by Cl1f June 20, 2021

coffeebean_not_found

Awesome person 10/10 do reccomend

“Coffeebean_not_found is so cool!!”
“Yeah they played minecraft with me yesterday :D”

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK July 29, 2021

Coffee Nerd day

Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass

Wow it's coffee Nerd day, Sick ima go buy her a present

by Areithy October 27, 2021

coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021

Coffee Talk

1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.

2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.

Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.

My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021