Coonmuv

A senior citizen strongly committed to non-stop weed smoking. Thus having raccoon-like eyes. Muv, denoting mother-like or authoritative qualities.

That old Coonmuv hit the bong like a champ, greatly impressing younger guests at the party.

by Hamadi Awad May 19, 2025

Coonscious

Black people who think they are so Woke on social issues that they tend to become Anti-Black against their own people who may not be as well-informed.

Brother #1: If you ask me, the Black Conscious Community has turned into the Coonscious Community.

Brother #2: So, do Coonscious Lives Matter, though?? Im tryna see sumpen.

by DuVay Knox June 19, 2025

coondyte

A yes man homosexual that is broke with no hoes that acts like a coon

that nigga is a coondyte

by Founder of all goons September 18, 2025

cooner nooner

a raccoon

them cooner nooners stole my trash!

by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025

coonified cheese sandwhich

Something very tasty, can also be used as a greeting

"The monster ate my coonified cheese sandwhich" or as a greeting/in response to hello: "coonified cheese sandwhich"

by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025

Cooncil meat

Regular British woman in her 20’s covered in fillers and fake tan, holidays in Marbs & Dubai. Normally dates a dealer with a Range Rover on pcp and keeps him hidden on social media. Rough as they come under the plastic face and behind the social media persona. Often refers themselves as a MUA or asthetics nurse

Check out Shona- Kate over there, hanging with the Botox, proper cooncil meat that one

by Cooncilman December 9, 2025

King coonbra

The ultimate coon, rarely seen in the wild. Should steer away if seen!

*not referring to black people*

Friend 1: Joe stole a poptart from Tim.
Friend 2: Joe is a king coonbra

I saw this pack of raccoons being led by the king coonbra doing coon things.

by not trump January 20, 2017