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Glass coffin

When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower
“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben

“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer

“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben
by Thiccbenji420 September 9, 2019
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As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene
Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...
by zoey April 11, 2004
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Steaming cup of coffee

From a Bud Light commercial.

An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.

For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.
Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.
by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010
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Coffey522

Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.
(rwosie) COFFEY522 OMG YOUR SO COOL =DDDDDDDD
(Coffey522) Tell me something I don't know.
by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009
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Coffey522

Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.
(rwosie) COFFEY522 OMG YOUR SO COOL =DDDDDDDD
(Coffey522) Tell me something I don't know.
by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009
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Coffin Corner

The art of pulling your girlfriend to the corner of the bed during the tail part of intercourse in order to gain leverage on her g-spot to make her cum.
Debbie: So, how was he last night?
Anna: He was so amazing, he even performed the coffin corner for me. It was splendid
Debbie: Wow! He must really like you! What a gentlemen!
by captmyke November 3, 2009
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coffee wife

the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop
My coffee wife was off today and nobody else knows just how to make my latte.
by hannatho November 16, 2013
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