A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.
“I’m from Castro Valley”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
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An overpiceded haven of whiteness in the really white state of Colorado full of stuck-up vapid people who live in the many McMasions all over town you want a house that costs less than $500k look elsewere, you don't need a 3000 sq foot house you won't find that here, if you want the only placed in Colorado the PGA used to go this is it. I don't know what people are vapeing here but its not THC no Dispensaries In C-rock only white soccer mans the call the cops if they see a boy with long hair
Person Castle Rock: $5k a month is a lot for a mortgage but I'm cut from the golden sperm cloth so its ok
Person from Castle Rock 2: I mean small price to pay to never see a person with dark skin am I right?
Person from Castle Rock 2: I mean small price to pay to never see a person with dark skin am I right?
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Get the Castacia mug.a narcissistic self-centered mexican girl. usually come in one of 3 variants, seperated by their likes.
1. corridos, reggeaton and street life.
2. k-pop, and simping for korean boys.
3. touch markers, and drawing.
they share lots of traits similar to the american white girl, which include:
yelling a lot, hitting people and being rude for no reason, as well as always complaining about their boyfriend. the third only applies to first and second variant.
the following examples are written in the mexican vocabulary, for easier showing and use, as 'castrosa' is a word in mexican.
1. corridos, reggeaton and street life.
2. k-pop, and simping for korean boys.
3. touch markers, and drawing.
they share lots of traits similar to the american white girl, which include:
yelling a lot, hitting people and being rude for no reason, as well as always complaining about their boyfriend. the third only applies to first and second variant.
the following examples are written in the mexican vocabulary, for easier showing and use, as 'castrosa' is a word in mexican.
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Get the castraited mug.small town near Denver Full of over priced McMansions and soccer moms that don't like things like loud music and boys with long hair or girls with short hair, has the highest property tax in CO dispite haveing hardlay any jobs that pay above minimum wage (every one who has a mortgage here works in Denver Techcenter or Downtown Denver ) Do you know Orange county in CA? Ok Castle Rock is to Denver as the OC is to LA. I.E. People who think that a big house on a small lot is status, and if they had half as much money as they reallllly want you to think they would live in Wash Park or Cherry Hills Village (Beverly Hills in the case of the OC) live here. It may be in the heart of legal cannibis county but anything the looks like a dispenery here is CBD only (I mean just drive up to Denver in your black or white American made SUV that evey one has here if you wanna buy pot)
Person from Castle Rock 1 "man 7.9% sales tax and 6.7% propertax would worry me if I didn't have a finance excutive intership lined up for my dad since the time I was five"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"
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