gun boats

Big titties.

Did you see the size of her gun boats, bro?
Yes! They are exquisite!

by Layin_pipe June 19, 2021

boat mascot thingies

The things that goes on the front of a boat.

Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

by Classic Joe October 3, 2019

Road Boat

An American luxury car from either the 60’s or 70’s with no power and no handling whatsover
- has to have a humongous v8 with like 150 hp
- leans in every corner like it’s a 50 tonne freighter

Hey wanna go for a spin in my cadillac?
No man that thing rides like a road boat.

by Dat_slav February 20, 2019

Throat boat

Super lame awkward guy/super badads awesome guy

"You know paul?"
"I fucking hate paul hes such a throat boat/i fucking love paul hes such a throat boat"

by Koi_Fish_42 May 26, 2023

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

Banana Boat

When you use a peeled (for natural lubrication) banana as a dildo.

I had the best banana boat of my life last night

by DRI FIT June 12, 2022

Steam Boating

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.

Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.

by Samuel Clams. July 12, 2014