Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster by Catricious June 19, 2011

the blue-face blastoff 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”

He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

the blue-face blastoff by thericardo June 3, 2018

Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

Houston Hump Blaster by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019

Bastardaciousness  

to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.

Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he possessed, refused to have any of Chloe's milkshake. Even though it was better than everyone else's.

Bastardaciousness by slitterpuff February 28, 2009

Bastand 

A more offensive way to say "bastard" "bastand" has a horrible tone to it, bastard sounds like you're playing. Bastand is the future.

"You are a fucking BASTAND"

Bastand by kayelz December 30, 2011

bastard flaps 

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.

"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

bastard flaps by smokythebandit June 1, 2014

Poor Bastard Society 

A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.

After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.

Poor Bastard Society by Vivalicious January 4, 2010