song abstinence

When you like a song so much, you stop yourself from listening to it in order to save yourself from overplaying it, and thus losing interest.

Dude! An artist I love just released a single and it's my new favourite song! I fucking love it so much, I can't stop listening to it!
Make sure to practice song abstinence man, your ears are gonna be crying from overplaying in no time if you don't!

by dozybees May 17, 2020

non voluntary abstinence

No pussy for too long.

non voluntary abstinence = No pussy for too long.

by Joewithblueballs November 27, 2012

Austyn Maneuver

When a guy flirts and makes a girl feel a giggly, then right when she falls for him. He acts like a jerk and blows her off.

"Hey arent they going out?"
"nope, hes just pulling the 'Austyn Maneuver' again"
"really? i feel bad for her"
"i do too."

by sexyakchicka January 16, 2010

Sean Astin

The cutest most adoreable man alive. He was first seen in "The Goonies" as Mikey, and then later went on to be beautiful in Rudy, suck in Dish Dogs, and hit his peak in LOTR! Go Seany! he is also known as Seany or SeanyA

Sean Astin for PRESIDENT!

by Sammers January 21, 2004

abstinet

A compound of the words abstinence & internet. Basically, it means to refrain one's self from all adult matter on the web.

Dude 1: "Hey, wanna chat with some webcam chicks?"

Dude 2: "Nah; I made the sole promise to myself to stay abstinet."

by b_rock44 August 4, 2009

austen

To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train.

I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an austen on his trousers.

by Chris314 January 9, 2009

austinism

1. One who makes quotes continually about subjects of no interest to others only to make himself seem more intelligent than he actually is.

Knowing the stats of every Laker who was ever drafted to the team including Chic Hearn's birh weight is an austinism.

by Marvine Butler May 27, 2005