Best known as Royse Shitty. A city full of fake people. EVERYBODY in that city is fake. A city where everyone thinks they're cool just because they smoke weed. Where all the girls keep their legs open 24/7. Like a fucking Motel 6. A city where all the guys THINK they're pimps and gangter. When actually they're just making themselfs look stupid. And thats it, Royse City. A place that needs to burn in Hell.
Royse City, Texas
by yourfavoriteguydude March 25, 2011
by Dukenasty November 21, 2005
Texas A&M University
-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Student population capped at 42,000 by city)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.
-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Student population capped at 42,000 by city)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.
by jrd August 09, 2004
Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.
by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.
Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
by USA Anonymous May 04, 2011
no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
by ktulu666 March 25, 2009
person 1: Where do you go to school?
person 2: Texas A&M University
person 1: Isn't the former president the secretary of defense?
person 2: Texas A&M University
person 1: Isn't the former president the secretary of defense?
by shortkid10 December 27, 2006