Air-off the turd

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.

What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".

by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017

Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018

Air Force Un

North korea’s dictatorial premier plane

Shoot down Air Force un now!

by Raging Consumer June 17, 2018

air mattress Ashley

Air mattress Ashley is a blown out girl your man cheats with while you look like King size luxury mattress.

“Why do guys like to cheat with roast beef, air mattress Ashley??”

by SavageSkidmark December 23, 2022

Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.

"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."

by Eulb Ralkys September 19, 2016

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

alaskan air drop

When one ejaculates into a helium filled balloon and releases it into the air.

As the people get weary about the sticky white substance in their hair, billy grinned knowing they received his Alaskan air drop.

by FreezyBweezy October 2, 2017