Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.

Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.

by CancerousMoleThatWillGetBetter May 15, 2024

BOATED

Someone who tries too hard to be GOATED but fails.

Tyler ; Bro Eminem is GOATED.
McLovin ; Nah he tries too hard, lowkey BOATED.

by Kop_ December 25, 2020

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Manitoba Motor-boat

When one gives another a rim job, but lubes it with maple syrup.

She gave me the old Manitoba Motor-boat.

by Mister Bulldops March 29, 2022

Man-boat

The act of dipping your face into another mans penis and nibbling on his sack.

"Boys...it is man-boat time XD"

by LETMEDIEFORREDTOOB October 13, 2018

Boat

Something that fails miserably.

Jason: Everyone's leaving my WoW raid.
Dark: It's a boat
Jason: :(

by Dewm July 07, 2009

Boat

Slang word for "cool", "Fresh",or "awesome".

•Yooo,my man, dem shits is boat.
•Damn, is you gazing dis boat ass chain?

by Iendiegin March 30, 2018