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Douche Bag

This controversial term dates back to Richard Brome's 1588 comedy 'the Court of Malcontents'

In Act I Scene II, the following takes place:

Don Benedicto: Aha! and from whence hast this bough sprung?
Don Matheus: From the douche, no doubt!
Don Benedicto: The douche. The douche. Ye Gods man!
Tell me from whence hast the douche come ye can
Don Matheus: The douche is borne from yonder douche-bag.
Don Benedicto: Your humour does not humour me, sir. Begone or taste my steel.
Don Matheus: Thou steel be brittle, sir.

This pun is lost on most modern audiences, but in the play leads to Don Matheus and Don Benedicto fighting a duel (during the Edwardian period the word 'steel' would be pronounced very similarly to the word 'still', which then was used to refer to the way in which a mother holds her child. Don Matheus is implying that Don Benedicto's mother was incompetant. Indeed, he even goes as far as to suggest that Don Benedicto was dropped on his head at an early age, insulting both Don Benedicto's honour and intelligence).

'Douche' was a form of the old english word 'Douaché' meaning 'I sow'. It came to mean the seeds which farmers used to grow orchards (often apple orchards particularly). A douche-bag was a sack slung over one shoulder used to carry the 'douche' during sowing.

After this play, douche-bag eventually came to be associated with simpletons or fools (as it is the 'final straw' as it were of Don Matheus' ridicule which causes Don Benedicto to initiate a duel, which he eventually flees from - losing all face and honour as a gentleman).

This Elizabethan insult has in recent years resurfaced, particularly in the Americas, and has rapidly spread across the rest of the world thanks to recent innovations in communication technology.
Don Byrne: Thou is naught but a lowly douche bag.
Don Sampson: I think not sir!
by Professor Aston December 25, 2008
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

slap bag

Basically, a bag of wine(has to be cheap, franzia acceptable) talks some shit to you. Being a person of class, you don't appreciate the aforementioned shit talk, so you beat the fuck out of the bag by punch. Upon punch you undo the nozzle and suck the life juice out of the bag until you can not take any more. Then you boot. (see def. of boot)
Dude.. I can't play slap bag, I have to be awake at some point next week. ...."SLLAAPP BAGGG"
by Heads McNuggz January 5, 2008
mugGet the slap bagmug.

Melon Bag

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.
by Jesperz January 2, 2011
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Ho-bag

1. an irritating, nettlesome, pesky bastard.
2. a dirty, untidy, woman adulteress.
3. a prostitute or a woman of the street -- (a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money)
4. a biatch (derivative of bitch, used to exemplify person A's disbelief, anger, or frustration with person B.)
5. anyone within speaking distance of you on a bad day.
6. anyone who is currently enrolled in the westfield high school band. (back that shit up).
shell "hey hobag"
jo "hey hoshit"
*hummer rolls by*
both "huuuuuu-mmmmer"
*gun shots in backround*
both "ohhhh shiiiit"
by stealthyho January 13, 2004
mugGet the Ho-bagmug.

Brown Bagging

sexual act of inserting the scrotum and testicles into a women's anus.
Misty really enjoyed me brown bagging her.
by shrinkles the clown July 3, 2010
mugGet the Brown Baggingmug.

tool bag

a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.
skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.
by deezo May 4, 2005
mugGet the tool bagmug.

ho bag

Commonly known as a slut-machine but just as easilly a bag filled with hoes.
someone left a ho bag on my front porch. what am I supposed to do with these hoes?
by Tdowns August 20, 2007
mugGet the ho bagmug.

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