get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

whats your claim

What are you trying to say or basically what do u mean.. in a very cocky way though

:Brah do u think you'll be able to come to the party?
: Girl whats your claim!! Imma surely be there tf

by Its what it is August 17, 2021

Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

by theflying_egg May 26, 2021

Your mom

I had intercourse with her last night

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her?
Guy 2: Yep, I Your mommed her

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Your mom

The most common comeback to ever be created in history.

Guy 1: What are you doing? Guy 2: Your mom.Guy1:Shut up bitch

by GlizzyGobbler69 in your mom January 31, 2022

Found your moon

Found you moon, or you found your moon refers to the celing price someone is managing to hold their Bitcoin to, Bitcoin goes to the moon is a saying for the enormous upturn Bitcoin does for long periods of times. It can be hard to not take profits. For some it comes day where they have found there moon and sell.

I just sold my Bitcoin
I guess you found your moon! Congrats

by WTango January 4, 2021