S.I.M.P.S

Stupidly Ignorant Main Protaganist Syndrome.

"Hey, you like watching haram anime?"

"Nah, all the male protagonists are S.I.M.P.S, it's a real turn-off."

by Prophet of Ho-Oh May 2, 2020

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

S.I.M

Secret Investigator Mommy

Friend: Can you believe it man? My mom used MY account to go through your Instagram.

Me: Man fr! She went all S.I.M on me! *smh*

by Mj1204 May 12, 2020

S.I.M.P

S-I-M-P Squirrels In My Pants.

Phineas and Ferb is a children’s show where each episode has its own song, and one episode features this song. It is a banger.

“Hey have you heard the S.I.M.P song?” “From Phineas and Ferb? Hell yeah!”

by Candace-dick-fit-in-yo-mouth May 22, 2020

S.I.M.P

S.I.M.P (Squirrels in my pants). (A) song from Phineas and Ferb.

Candace; S.I.M.P, Squirrels in my pants!

Song

by Squirrelsinmipants June 4, 2020

S.i.m.p.

Sucker in my pocket.

I have this pathetic simp paying my Bill's and white knighting me no matter how bad I treat him. As long as I wink and talk in a cute voice while I say pay up bitch...I'll never have to work.

Gotta keep his s.i.m.p. wrist weak

by RyanW23 June 10, 2020

S.I.M.P.

Sudden Interest in the Male Protagonist; a sudden realization that all female characters inside an animated series or american live-action film where characters suddenly and irreversibly show an unexplained attraction to the main male character, though people beyond the fourth wall can tell there shouldn't be any romantic chemistry between the two. Examples of this can be found in any harem anime or action movie

Female: I'll never fall in love, my own ambition to be independent and awesome shall never be changed!!!
Male protagonist: *shows up and does average stuff to look slightly cool*
Female: OMG I'm useless now and need the help to save me!!!
Audience watching: OMG they just ruined her with a case of S.I.M.P.

by Dracodarkness123 August 2, 2020