mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

Man-Bitch

A guy who has particular woman-like antics which include; falling out with friends, going in a huff and moaning about certain individuals in full detail. Typically happens after being castrated by an over bearing wife who shreds any ounce of dignity he has. Normally happens to guys named Barry.

Dude, have you talked to Barry lately? He’s such a man-bitch anymore.

by That guy 2102 November 30, 2022

mans

A mans is basically a guy that is considered very attractive. It could be because of his looks or attitude or whatever. Basically, a mans is the epitome of men. It's also used satirically to mean the opposite.

Synonyms include: dream man, fine boy, or Harry Styles etc.

Ex1:
Friend 1: Hey girl, what's you do last night?
Friend 2: Nothing, just stayed home.
Friend 1: Dude you need to get yourself a mans!
Friend 2: I know :( Find me one!

Ex2:
Girl: Did you see BTS' Jimin's solo performance to I Need U at the Melon Music Awards?
Girl 2: Yes duuude he slayyed what a king.
Girl: Yes girl he's such a mans. My mans.
Girl 2: Haha you wish, he my mans.

by Pugchim December 2, 2019

Grey man

When you get no votes for MoM, WoM and TFC in a game.

Paul Foster is Grey man - the greyest of the grey - mediocrity on the hockey pitch if ever you did see it.

by JM302 March 12, 2023

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

Jamaican Man

Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.

by Gym Lion January 24, 2022