Re-Stuff the turkey

When a girl is trying to take a shit after eating thanksgiving and you stick your dick into her, pushing it back in

“Hey Chris, my girl was wanting to be freaky last night after thanksgiving, so we decided to go and re-stuff the turkey

by Blueface69 October 21, 2019

princess marco turdina

The best princess that ever existed! Marco Diaz in his form of revolutionary, rebel princess who freed a lot of different princesses from St. Olga's Reform School For Wayward Princesses

P1: Have you heard of Princess Marco Turdina?
P2: Oh yeah! He is the best princess guy to ever exist!
P3: *coming out of nowhere* It's not criminal!!!
P1 & P2: To be an individual!!!!

by Me!!! October 21, 2019

Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019

Choking the turkey

What the fuck are you doing here This has no meaning go eat my ass

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass

by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 23, 2019

Stuff the turkey

It’s when a guy cums on his hand and proceeds to shove it up her vagina like a stuffing a turkey.

Brad: “Did you stuff the turkey?”

You: “Ya bro, I stuffed her good.”

by MachineKiller January 16, 2020

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

Issac Lee Turner

duck

but also an amazing boyfriend and i love you so much,babyboy❤🥰😘

Issac Lee Turner is a duck

by elizabeth:) March 14, 2020