your mom down there 

a new phrase, usable in any occasion or context.
may be used when someone offends you or just4fun.

A: "hey you are ugly!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"

Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!

A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"

A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"

your mom down there by NakedDrummerr October 8, 2009

Your mom 

A prostitute at a cheap price.

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.

Your mom by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010

your momming 

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.

Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming

your momming by fort awesome November 14, 2010

Your Lanta 

Medicine that a young child asks for when their stomach hurts

My tummy hurts daddy, can I have some of Your Lanta?

Your Lanta by likeitiz December 7, 2010

your meat stinks

when a person has a foul odor coming from there private area

Hey guy, your meat stinks, you need to go take a shower. You nasty nad troll ..

your meat stinks by squirtmouth July 4, 2016

your granny tranny 

this comeback is way better than your mom gay and your dad lesbian

-your mom gay
-no your dad lesbian
-your gr....
-DONT SAY IT
-your grann...
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-your granny tranny
*kills himself*
GET SHREKT NOOB M8 DAB

your granny tranny by ALonelyEdgyTeenager March 10, 2018

Your grandfather bisexual 

This is one of, if not the, strongest "ur *relative* *LGBTQ+ trait* sentences around. Saying this will not only vaporize the person you were talking to, but have very bad effects on anybody around. People very nearby (5-10 feet) will die or (at 10 feet) fall into a coma. At 11-25 feet, people will contract pontentially fatal diseases and get radiation poisoning. At 26-35 feet, people will have lesser diseases, like diarrhea or hiccups and some radiation poisoning. At 36-50 feet, people will get a tiny amount of radiation poisoning and get a cold or the flu. At 50 to 150 feet, people will feel the shockwave of you saying "your grandfather bisexual", and feel as though you had just insulted them personally. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Joe: We could have avoided all the radiation fallout of the nukes in WW2 if we had just sent them a letter saying "your grandfather bisexual".
Wyatt: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

(Wyatt is dispersed throughout the known universe.)
(Everyone within 150 feet feels the effects of Joe saying "Your grandfather bisexual".
(Joe gets 5000 life sentences with no parole from the President of the United States.)

Your grandfather bisexual by Rennie22 March 12, 2018