condescending twat

Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point

Shana "you're such a condescending twat"
Joe "why thankyou"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

twilight twat

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.

I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.

by williamthomas13 March 27, 2012

back twat

opposite of front bum ie female anus

by jonny the rocker September 13, 2003

Twat #1

Rachel ;) oh aye? aye! ooo ;)LOL

Hey Twat #1 . . . Hey Twat#2 etc. etc.

by Gess who? April 10, 2005

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

Twat-Deep

Being up to your elbow in something (ie. mud, money, a twat...)

Guy #1: Holy shit bro, I swear, last night I got twat-deep in Amy's pussy!
Guy #2: WTF!!

by Grant Martz September 23, 2007

Carpet Twat

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

by Riga 09 February 24, 2009