twilight twat

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.

I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.

by williamthomas13 February 11, 2012

Tiny Twat

1.) A person, usually female, that is of a short stature. In addition to the height ailment, this person usually bears an attitude like that of a twat, going to unusual lengths just to be a bitch.

Studies have shown a link between twat-like females and the vertically challenged, doctors are referring to them as 'Tiny Twats'.

by HashedPotatos May 20, 2009

flappy twat

A worn out vagina. (May whistle while you walk)

"damn man she had such a flappy twat my dick got sad"

by Soggy nuts March 15, 2016

back twat

opposite of front bum ie female anus

by jonny the rocker September 13, 2003

Twat #1

Rachel ;) oh aye? aye! ooo ;)LOL

Hey Twat #1 . . . Hey Twat#2 etc. etc.

by Gess who? April 10, 2005

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

Twat-Deep

Being up to your elbow in something (ie. mud, money, a twat...)

Guy #1: Holy shit bro, I swear, last night I got twat-deep in Amy's pussy!
Guy #2: WTF!!

by Grant Martz September 11, 2007