1.) A person, usually female, that is of a short stature. In addition to the height ailment, this person usually bears an attitude like that of a twat, going to unusual lengths just to be a bitch.
Studies have shown a link between twat-like females and the vertically challenged, doctors are referring to them as 'Tiny Twats'.
by HashedPotatos May 20, 2009
Get the Tiny Twatmug. A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.
by Logistikon December 15, 2011
Get the Twat sausagemug. 
by Gess who? April 10, 2005
Get the Twat #1mug. This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".
John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016
Get the Douche my twatmug. by Grant Martz September 23, 2007
Get the Twat-Deepmug. A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.
by Riga 09 February 24, 2009
Get the Carpet Twatmug.