Bum Twat

Sweat tang of a homeless girl

Last night I had me some good bum twat.

by John Cockingstein October 28, 2008

Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

back twat

opposite of front bum ie female anus

by jonny the rocker September 13, 2003

Twat #1

Rachel ;) oh aye? aye! ooo ;)LOL

Hey Twat #1 . . . Hey Twat#2 etc. etc.

by Gess who? April 10, 2005

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

Twat-Deep

Being up to your elbow in something (ie. mud, money, a twat...)

Guy #1: Holy shit bro, I swear, last night I got twat-deep in Amy's pussy!
Guy #2: WTF!!

by Grant Martz September 23, 2007

Carpet Twat

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

by Riga 09 February 24, 2009