Tool

Someone witha huge ego, probably bullied a lot as a child

Wow dean is such a fucken tool

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Toolbag

A small group of "tool" or D-Bags hanging out together. Typically named lame ass things like "Dylan, Ken or Cody."

Wow look at that toolbag, stupid fucks!

by boogerbear733 May 3, 2021

TooLax

his gallery is bigger than your penis

“Hey have you seen Lax’s(Toolax) post?”

“LMAOOO YEAH.”

by IssaMystery June 9, 2021

Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.

This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni

by Datdewd July 6, 2021

toolbucket

Toolbucket is my favorite mutual -ogmanburg

Omg have you hear of toolbucket?
No?
Well their my favorite mutual -ogmanburg

by M-M-Milk July 18, 2021

Toolius Caesar

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.

Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."

by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021

Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age

Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021