Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.

Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.

by Brisket01 August 4, 2018

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Mississippi Mud Sticker

The act of having sex with a woman from behind (doggy style), waiting for it to get all wet and sloppy, then slamming it up her poop shoot while she isn't paying attention. Then pulling out really fast and slinging the poo on to the ceiling or any other object for shock value including said person. Also known as the Iranian ice cream scoop.

I got super drunk last night and gave this fat chick a Mississippi Mud Sticker

by Throbbing Rooster March 16, 2019

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Louisiana Mud Slap

Slapping a woman with some mud in Louisiana.

I just Louisiana Mud Slapped that feminist

by MohammedThePlaneFlyer May 28, 2018

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firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

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Arkansas mud plug

A sexual act. When one has a strong bout of diarrhea, but is keen not to let it go to waste.

Instead the liquid is poured into a latex condom, which is then sealed around the base of the penis by any tape that will form a seal. (Duct tape kinda works)

At this point, one may proceed to deepthroat his woman- who may, or may not choose to, "Pop the balloon."

"The best thing that ever came out of Arkansas- besides the Walmart franchise of course- has gotta be the Ol' Arkansas mud plug."

Chuck Berry

by Hefty_Prank July 22, 2017

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