squeeze the juice 

when a girl has a period, she, or someone else, squeezes her body to speed up the process

AKA: squeeze the berry

"Danielle has a date this weekend, but she has her period."

"What's she going to do?"

"I think she's going to squeeze the juice."

"Is that safe?"

squeeze the juice by me and she January 10, 2006

The Jamie Fox Show 

A rather annoying show about a "dope" hotel where important events somehow magically happen in the 90's. The show stars Jamie Fox - before he was big and before anyone gave a crap.

"The party? Oh man, it was as boring as The Jamie Fox Show."

The Jamie Fox Show by bb13 March 11, 2009

hitting the jiff jar 

When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)

"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."

hitting the jiff jar by Mophis March 13, 2008

Fuel The Jet 

A common phrase used by jet setters and those adhering to a certain upper class life style, Fuel The Jet refers to stylishly escaping from the day-to-day work life often to lavish locations and events.

Randolph: Did you hear that Ralph Winston Vanderbilt III just short sold half the stocks on the Asian market resulting in a $4.7 billion profit.

Willis: Great Scott! I hadn't heard. Let's Fuel The Jet good chap and head of to the Riviera this weekend in celebration.

Fuel The Jet by The Power That Is October 14, 2011

it's the jizz 

When a moment of great hilarity or importance occurs.

"That video of the ninja baby is fuckin hilarious!"
"I know dude it's the jizz."

it's the jizz by Zack brah? June 2, 2009

Yale by the jail 

Cuesta Community College in San Luis Obispo, CA. The school is just down the road from the California Men's Colony.

"Where are you going to school after graduation?"
"I'm going to the Yale by the Jail."

Yale by the jail by h_grr August 17, 2011

The John Luke Picard 

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!

The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

The John Luke Picard by Crusader001 June 17, 2009