google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

google

google.com

Person one: "Google"
Person two: *shoots person one with a desert eagle*

by captain magma723 April 1, 2021

Personal Branding on Google

'Personal Branding on Google' refers to the strategic process of managing and promoting one's professional identity and reputation through Google's platforms and search results. This involves optimizing content, engaging with audiences, and ensuring accurate information is displayed to enhance visibility and credibility.

"By focusing on personal branding on Google, she ensured her professional achievements were prominently displayed in search results."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Google

The search engine you used to search this

Friend: Yo im using bing

Friend 2: Ew no, thats gay use Google instead

by TempusV June 3, 2018

Google Mc Fuck

Privileged techo nerds that think that all modern problems can be solved through money, research, and high I.Q.s.
Nerds that think Science and Math is more important than Wisdom and Common Sense.

These damn Google Mc Fucks have taken over the Bay Area like a bad Revenge of the Nerds movie.

by RhinoPicasso July 7, 2020

Hop on Google Docs

To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.

"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."

by someone_who_likes_legos March 18, 2023

[google] mind

Noun; An intelligent mind that can recall specific things from the past. Someone that remembers all facts from the past.

Dave's google mind remembered the formula to convert specific gravity to platos, then he listed the standard operating procedure for the centrifuge, all from memory.

by reveredman January 21, 2012