Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010

Yellow Surprise

A snowball made of disgusting snow/slush from the side of the street mixed with a generous portion of urine. Often this snowball is thrown at someone unexpectedly.

Dude I hit that nerd with a yellow surprise!

by Dr. Deejay Narnar January 15, 2011

Golden surprise

Asking ones girl to lie on her back with her mouth open for the purpose(she thinks) of you kneeling over her face to perform fellatio, but instead deftly urinating in her mouth

She looked just so hot that I wanted so much for the bitch to live the dream and experience my golden surprise

by Anon 222 November 6, 2014

Butt Surprise

When they slip it in without you knowing

I'd like to give her a nice butt surprise

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Taco Surprise

When you have anal sex and she starts shitting everywhere.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass, but then she gave me that taco surprise and I had to back out.

by Pussbag McGee November 23, 2020

Jack in the Box surprise

Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.

Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

Cheesy Cum Surprise

The act of ejaculating in your friends mailbox multiple times while he/she is on vacation, then letting it sit till they return. When they arrive home they will certainly have a surprise waiting for them in their mailbox

Phil: Dude i left jenna and her family a Cheesy Cum Surprise while she was in hawaii.

Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico

by MrSilva800 June 16, 2011