scottish mountain goat

A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message

Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now

by pocketsqwerty June 20, 2009

Going Scottish

'Going British,' but this time, it's underwear optional.

Anyone who objects is obviously a bigot.

Going Scottish makes forgoing underwear an acceptable choice. For cultural reasons, of course.

by Midnight Z06 June 2, 2009

Brad Scott

good looking, eligible bachelor

look at that Brad Scott over there!!

by swoopsdad February 4, 2010

Scottish Rocks

Shit basketball team who billy singleton does not play for

They are shit

by Brenden October 12, 2003

Scottish

Pertaining to anything from Scotland except the only thing worth a shit from Scotland whitch is Scotch.

Kenneth: That drunk over there with the tartan dress on is Scottish.
Barny: Yeah, he's full of Scotch and shit.

by BolloxThe Brave March 5, 2009

scott

a stupid fucking cunt who is that gay its not fucking funny you should fucking stab his cunt head in before it multiplys.

man 1 - gues what?
A scott - what?
man 1 - (stomps the cunts face in)

by Jak8901 October 1, 2012

Scottmove

N; The act of repeating something just said, or reusing someone else's joke for your own laughs.

Etymology: This word arose because of a joke involving Scott brand toilet paper, which was then repeated and credit was never given where credit was due

A: Dude! that guy just stole my joke!
B: I hate it when people pull a scottmove

by Anthony Dreessen November 6, 2008