Somalian Sausage

When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.

"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."

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Vienna sausage

When you put your penis in a very wet vagina

Bobby : bro her pussy was crazy wet
Billy : so your dick was like a Vienna sausage in that moistness

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enjoys the act of orally pleasing the male genitalia

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Refers to someone with a small penis, as in it's so small, when in the vagina it looks as if it's the last sausage in the tin (taking up no room)

'Oi Mikey, have you seen Bob's pecker? Apparently he did it with Jenny, can you imagine it? Must have been the Last Sausage In Tin!'

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Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

tan sausage by jimmaydean September 25, 2011

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The act of cumming into a cylindrical tube letting it dry and deepthroating another person with it

I made my girlfriend swallow my cum sausage.

cum sausage by Thewankman February 27, 2017

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When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

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