Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.

Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.

by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023

Unfocused Procrastinator

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.

Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024

Ultra-procrastinate

when you procrastinate until the last minute on something, only to find you underestimated the amount of time you needed to get it done, thus being unable to complete it

I got a zero on my science project because I ultra-procrastinated on it

by Eushshtb October 25, 2024

procrasintatory

Some people think this word is used when people mean procrastinatory. But "some people" don't know how sitting in Gelman at 3:00 in the morning fries the brain.

These are little rays of procrasintatory sunshine.

by Antigone de la Gelman December 26, 2008

prorastanate

To procrastinate while doing something a Rastafarian might do: smoke a blunt, get dreadlocks, play reggae music, smoke a blunt, smoke a blunt, move to Ethiopia, hail Jah, smoke a blunt, etc.

Me: Holy french fries, this assignment sucks.
Random idiot: Whatever shall you do about it?
Me: Prorastanate *moves to Ethiopia*

by Wonaldo April 22, 2008

procraskyrimming

The act of wasting copious amounts of time through the game skyrim. Hence, procrastination + skyrimming = procraskyrimming. Often leads to loss of friends and social life.

Person 1: "man, i stayed up all night procraskyrimming"
Person 2: "you've got to cut down"

by icezerg February 14, 2012