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E-douche

noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from Wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text space on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.
Joseph: "wants to know if Tom Cruise regrets destroying his career."

Matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda....gone

Carol: What career ....?

David: Oh stop Top Gun is still one of the coolest movies. And regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.

David: The Hardy Men (2013)

Mission: Impossible IV (2011)
Knight and Day (2010)

Valkyrie (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Lions for Lambs (2007)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
War of the Worlds (2005)
Collateral (2004)
The Last Samurai (2003)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Magnolia (1999)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
The Firm (1993)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Far and Away (1992)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
Rain Man (1988)

Cocktail (1988)
The Color of Money (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
Legend (1985)

All the Right Moves (1983)

Risky Business (1983)
Losin' It (1983)
The Outsiders (1983)

Taps (1981)

Endless Love (1981)

How many movies have you been in?

Joseph: David? Stop being an e-douche.
by RTLegerJR July 7, 2010
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e slop

the act of an e-boy listening to an e-girl make the sounds of giving head, whilst beating his meat.
"bro, this e girl gave me the e slop, no pay pal. it was epic."
by eslopqween November 9, 2017
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hjg e

I got a hjg e in my ass
by Lachlan August 9, 2019
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e-Hug

An electronic image of a hug created by using common keyboard symbols. Commonly used to give the calming effects of a hug over the internet.

The eyes of the 2 indiviuals are created with "O" and/or "o".
The mouths are created by "_"
The edge of the bodies are created with "( )"
The arms are created with ">"

It looks like this:

(>O_o)> (o_O )
Jamie: "I need a hug"

James: ‎(>O_o)> (o_O )

Jamie: "Thanks for the e-Hug. I feel much better now."
by Hey, Its my pseudonym!! August 1, 2011
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Donya E

the best wife and mother ever and thinks BONJOVI is cool
Donya E listens to bonjovi with her husband
by curtdaddy August 4, 2010
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e-wang

1. Your e-penis
2. How confident you are online.
3. How much clout you wield (online).
"Yep I got in, I've got a big e-wang."
by Verdafolio January 15, 2005
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Double "E"

A double "E" is a Geek. The etymology becomes obvious after you remove the G and the K.

This came out of a Schoolastic catalog ad for a Lizzie McGuire book. The cartoon version of Lizzie is seen saying "Don't be a double 'E'."

I had to ask my 8 year-old daughter what the hell it meant, so this is cutting-edge slang folks.
Two 5th graders in the playground:

Tyrone: Hey Brad, want some Mary Jane?

Brad: No. My parents said I shouldn't do that.

Tyrone: Jesus Brad! Don't be a double "E!" I suppose you don't drink either. What a dw"ee"b.

(here we see that many nerd pejoratives feature the double "E")
by Matt McGuire May 14, 2004
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