Sex

The thing you never do up doing if you use Reddit

Person one: ”I have I Reddit account!”
Person two: ”so you never have had sex?”

by Homicidal_Homo November 24, 2020

Sex

Sex is a act that give a man a boner the he pees in the girls bum

I had sex with you sister last night.

by SJSU’s ususisj February 15, 2020

Sex

Sex is like maths

U add the bed
Then u subtract the cloths
Then u multiply the bootty and boobs
After u add the poison which makes the cok bigger

After u put the dick in the pussy or the fat ass

After u wait till ur pregnant with a big belly

I love having sex even though it hurts

by Azracelebi February 20, 2020

Sex

Something you won’t be able to achieve anytime in your life

You:
Crush:
You: wanna have sex
Crush: ewww no get away from me perv

by 69loney-boy420 February 26, 2020

Sex

Have sex

“Ahh push that dick in” amy moaned

“ of course “ Braden whispered in a Amy’s ear

Suddenly Braden took out his dick and pushed his finger in

“ deeper deeper” Amy moaned

“ until it hurts” Braden said

Listening to Amy’s moans only made him go deeper and deeper then he took his finger out of Amy’s vagina m and amy got on her knees and started to eat bradens big thick dick

“ mmm tastes good” Amy said as she stopped eating bradens cock

“ wait! I just remembered something WE FOGOT A CONDOM!”

Hey baby that was some amazing sex last night, your penis was nice and big

by I’m here and I’m dirty March 21, 2020

Sex

Some naked bullshit involving the peepee

Bob:"bruh i had sex"

jeff:"the fuck is that"?

by 0Dark April 30, 2020

Sex

It's not that easy for us. We're going to have one plus x plus x squared over two factorial, which is two plus x cubed over three factorial, which is sex.

Three plus three is sex.

by Mal11010011011100 May 5, 2020