Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES

luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...

by ProfessorMindWank November 18, 2020

mind wipe

Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.

“That movie is a mind wipe.”

“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”

by ThinkTank132 July 08, 2010

mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking

“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22

by k.rau March 30, 2022

Blank minded

People often feel like their minds and their bodies are in different places. Far from an exotic experience. Many times, people's minds seem to go “somewhere else” so attention becomes disconnected from perception, and people's minds wander to times and places removed from the current environment. At other times, however, people's minds may seem to go nowhere at all—they simply disappear

Today I felt blank minded

by Jsjsbdjdj March 19, 2021

Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 11, 2021

mind your juice

Mind your buisness

Alternatives being mind ya grapes

Did you hear Mickey got diagnosed with stage 4 retardism
Hey man that’s his life mind your juice

by massssivecuntsinrats August 20, 2021

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 07, 2011