Matthew driver

Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver
by kyliieanne January 09, 2022
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matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok
jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away
by Hiimantisocial March 08, 2021
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Matthew Dubin

Big nerd who smells like gay and has flat thumbs.
Stop being a Matthew Dubin you bitch, thumb war me
by Ojee April 24, 2018
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Matthew O'Heron

The guy that tells a Bengali to shut up 24/7 (typically in an economics classroom). He hates every other Matthew, and he likes chess.
Me: hey Chris
Chris: Shut up

Me: You are being such a Matthew O'Heron right now
by Vakirbhai May 15, 2022
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Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .
by big testicles that are black December 09, 2019
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Matthew Fife

Matthew Fife has a horse cock, and knows how to use it. Matthew Fife will take your girl home and she will be limping the next day
by Big steppa 0987 September 24, 2022
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Matthew newby

Can u hang
Hey y’all Matthew newby is here
by Colin-vill November 07, 2018
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