The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022
Get the The Life Of A Penismug. My grandma is Satan, my mom is a demon, that makes me an imp and I live the imp life!
You know you're jealous
You know you're jealous
by TheElementOfFyre February 25, 2019
Get the imp lifemug. by REBEC$LUT January 18, 2008
Get the life lumpmug. The meaning of life is not something the human brain is capable of understanding. It’s like an ant trying to understand the Wall Street Journal. We’re not supposed to know the meaning of life. That’s the cruel hoax on mankind. Don’t even try, be happy in your ignorance.
by Leap Cruncher June 8, 2021
Get the The Meaning of Lifemug. When someone is living an extravegant life full of on-the-edge experiences and partying. These people are usually very popular and party alot.
"Damn. Joe is living a primed life. He parties with Playboy Bunnies everynight."
"and he lives in a penthouse in beverly hills."
"and he lives in a penthouse in beverly hills."
by sukram23 May 10, 2010
Get the Primed Lifemug. Ride Life (Ridelife) is a movement for advance sport and street motorcycle riders who have mastered one or more type of modern motorcycle (1000cc and up), frequently travels, and seeks out the most challenging roads for pleasure. Ride Life is a term active motorcycles riders use to separate themselves from local riders who are limited to daily commutes, local group rides, bike nights, and club activities. Ride Life (Ridelife) differs from Bike Life Bikelife which is a movement for motorcycle riders dedicated to stunt riding, motorcycle racing, or members of bike/motorcycle clubs. Ride Life (Ridelife) also differs from bikers biker who only ride cruiser motorcycles.
“He a rider for real - he about that Ride Life.”
"You know he stay on the move, he's about that Ride Life."
"All they do is talk, none of them about that Ride Life for real"
"You know he stay on the move, he's about that Ride Life."
"All they do is talk, none of them about that Ride Life for real"
by Clutch-Time August 19, 2018
Get the ride lifemug. by cbhsulh cjcwekjc wejkc January 8, 2021
Get the get a lifemug.