Johnson

When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.

To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
by dying_fish September 26, 2020
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This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.
What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

Oh that explains your third leg...”
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Let me see your johnson
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Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.
Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.

Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
by cassware October 28, 2023
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Arm or leg
I’m johnsonless I need a wheelchair.
by Mr.Johnson January 06, 2023
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I hit my Johnson on the table
by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019
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The last name johnson is the best name you can have. It’s meaning is the son of John . If you get someone with the last name johnson, do not let go of them. JOHNSONS ARE THE BEST
Who is the best
“Johnson’s”
by Name and zodiacs July 31, 2022
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