Roaring Johnson

The act of a 2 man golf team struggling to stand up the task of challenging their rivals.

Doogz and Dev done a Roaring Johnson today, they now have to buy Herm and Nails a schooner

by Nails420 April 18, 2025

Jimmie Johnson

A Person Who Tries To Be Street Or Do Street Shit And Dont Succeed Or Fail At It Or If They Want To Be A Street Person

You A Jimmie Johnson Ass Nigga
You A Jimmie Johnson

by Olb Mon January 26, 2026

Jack Johnson

When a man ejaculates on the knuckles of his fist, and then punches his partner in the face with that fist.

They were getting it on, and right before he came, he pulled out, nutted on his fist, and gave her Jack Johnson.

by AcidBrainProductions January 29, 2026

SC Johnson

An all-encompassing term that can be used to refer to one's ass crack, scrotum, and penis at once.

S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis

Richard: I used a new trimmer on my SC Johnson last night, and it went better than expected.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.

by wlofa August 12, 2025

Tiny Johnson

A small penis

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson

by DutchRub September 27, 2025

Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth

do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone

by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025

Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.

"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."

by Fructussy October 17, 2025