Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016

jerk odd

Like jerk off but upside down

I do to bed to fuck and jerk odd.

by Jerkodd191 April 13, 2017

jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Walkin Jerk

When you walk around and jerk your dick off in public!

Yo... just saw a walkin jerk on queen west bruv! Intense look he had in his eye I felt for his dick!

by Uncle Sam’s Kitchen April 15, 2019