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The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
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Book

A book is something that absolutely destroys every fabric of your soul; it crushes you mentally and still makes you fall in love with it.
'This book is fantastic!' Josh told to his friend. Sabrina was confused. 'You were just crying about it?' Josh had a tear falling down his cheek. 'What's your point?'
by oh god im dead January 25, 2022
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book

a wonderful thing you can use to escape the harshness of reality. not are books are wonderful, but the ones that are are better then life itself. books are to be read, they are not fire kindling.
on a rainy day, all I need is a coffee, a sweater, and a good book.

get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.
by im.booksmart March 25, 2020
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NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now
I live national eat your books day.
by Walks232 July 24, 2019
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Boy by the book

Boy by the book~ a boy that acts like a stereo typical boy
Stacy ~"Hey look at Johnny!"
Grace~ " Ew! He's such a boy by the book!"
by Whynotlive January 26, 2017
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Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
by Luckiii November 5, 2011
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Big book

By the time you get to the end, I’ll be back.
That big book was so fascinating I didn't see how fast time went by! And you're already back!
by Pacha19 September 7, 2017
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