Haversham House

Haversham House, HQ of the Sesh Bears, you can check out any time you like, But you can never leave, or the squatter bear will maul you.

If you're having a Haversham House one invite ketbags

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 2, 2022

House of the Bounce

To get the fuck out of somewhere or avoid a situation.

Me: Dude help us defeat this Enemy, we're all dying.
Friend: Fuck that I'm House of the Bounce.

by Slugma November 16, 2018

Seizure House

When a house is decorated for a holiday (Christmas, Halloween, ect.) so brightly that it could trigger a seizure.

You can always tell it's the holiday season when you lose your sight due to your neighbor's Seizure House.

by Scottieboo November 29, 2011

House Cat

House Cat is a very emotional animal. She usually listens to bipolar music. House Cats are terrible people sometimes, and then they act all high another minute later. House Cat is a good person but doesnt realize it. I love house cat. House Cat is a ninga, and she has AIDs. She is a pretty cool person. House Cats love fire. One might even call her a bit of a pyro. She needs mental help, but dont we all? I love this chick, she's my bestfriend. House Cats are annoying sometimes though. She wont do anything to hurt somebody, only emotionaly. House Cats are very kind people, and theyre awesometasticc. Even though they have terrible taste in guys. Speccifically guys named Justyn. Nobody likes Justyn. He's a terrible person and House Cat is wayyyyy too good for him!

Person1-'Dude who's that chick over there hanging out with that dick, Justyn?'

Person-'Yo, thats a House Cat!'

Person1-'Man she's hot! But that guys Justyn is a loser!'

by xxchiaratxx April 27, 2010

house proud

Being overly OCD about the appearance/matientance of your home and its possessions to the point of annoying other occupants and/or neighbors.

The house proud hag lived in an old,rinkydink piece-of -shit house but tried to convince others that it was really the Four Seasons.

by Greeneyedlady76 January 27, 2017

grandmas house

slang when you have sex

hey buddy i went to grandmas house last night and jenny had a great time.

by texasdallas12 March 29, 2010

Full House

The act of having multiple penises inside one vagina or anus.

"oh look! we got the whole gang in here! Danny, Jesse, Joey, DJ, Steph, Michelle...It's a Full House!"

by sexyfagbetch December 7, 2009