Skip to main content

german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.
by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021
mugGet the german tree frog mug.

german climax

When both partners climax at the same time providing peak efficiency
“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”

“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”
by pyssboi May 21, 2021
mugGet the german climax mug.
Related Words

German roulette

Engaging in some kind of ass play (traditionally with fingers) with someone without knowing whether there is shit in their rectum.
So did you do anything with Jacques last night?

Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.
by Little Flame July 3, 2021
mugGet the German roulette mug.

German Beltbuckle

When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.
I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle
by Bigshmoneydawg July 5, 2021
mugGet the German Beltbuckle mug.

German

A bunch of people who fight over whether Nutella is a male or female item.
Person A: “Did you see that German over there?”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”
by enustah July 24, 2021
mugGet the German mug.

germandevs

Php God, flexing with his server and his sozial network. Very good programmer.
Flex with work like germandevs
by No_U. July 29, 2021
mugGet the germandevs mug.

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"
by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021
mugGet the German car door syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email