Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Coffee

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.

If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Coffee

A girl who gets subs for no reason

Friend: have you seen a channel that gets subs for no reason?
Person: oh yeah that’s like Coffee

by kxwaii <3 May 28, 2021

Philadelphia Coffee

Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.

Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”

by Hunteranger May 31, 2021

coffee with milk

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.

Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

having a coffee with RJ

RJ hosts a morning live program called "Having a Coffee with RJ." Though the show is called "Coffee with RJ," everyone jokingly knows it as a pseudonym for "Masturbation."

I was watching Coffee with RJ as I was Having a Coffee with RJ.

by The Team. June 11, 2021

black coffee

black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.

black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:

by sprucewolf November 2, 2024