crown

Crown can also refer to the incredibly well built motorcoach from LA,Ca. USA. In California they are popular, easily recognised by their twinkie shape. Unfortunantly they are slowly being turned into history with the controversial emissions rules in the state and they are destroying the safest schoolbus on the road.

To be a 'crown driver' in California is like the elite of the school bus drivers.

"Are you a Crown driver dude?"

by Wobbuffet Breeder June 22, 2003

Triple Crown

Similar to a blumpkin. Taking a dump while getting a blowjob and simultaneously taking a rip off the bong or sometimes crack pipe.

Mike: Joe talked that strawberry into letting him pull off a triple crown.
Bob: Joe smokes crack?

by Smackjunkie September 2, 2009

Triple Crown

The act of a male receiving manual sex to completion, oral sex to completion and sex from three different girls in one 24-hour period.

Jason triple crowned Katie, Jenny and Alisha last night.

by soccer1988 September 6, 2010

crown victoria

Probably one of the gayest cars to ever roam the face of the earth. These barges with wheels are lucky if they can reach 100mph without a 10% down grade.

Embassy is gay because he drives a Crown Vic.

by Turbo2Liter March 10, 2005

Crown's Disease

A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.

Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.

Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.

Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?

by The Original Slim Bavis January 8, 2009

crowd surfing

When a desperate female from outside attempts to latch onto a male in a specific friend group to attain quick friendship and placement in group. Also, an already friend female who sleeps with or is in a relationship with multiple males in said group.

Darcy's been crowd surfing with John, Jimmy, and Jeff! Watch out, you could be next.

by swelling October 11, 2008

crowbar

1.noun,an african american social club

Tyrone shoes invited all his friends to the crowbar for a party.

by Walter Balzaki September 26, 2006