The Japanese Cream Poke

When you jizz into your hand and just shove it in her eye.

I gave my bitch the japanese cream poke and her eye started gushing blood.

by Galex Kuyham March 28, 2009

i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

the talk of mr. T, but with some added nerd-talk. he is expressing his pity for the fools who dont like the frozen dairy product called ice cream

sam gloshen: i dont like ice cream
MR T.:i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!


chris daviduk: MR T. do you pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream?

MR T.: i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

by mr. beck's advisory March 3, 2009

Boston Cream Pie

A Boston Cream Pie is when a man defecates on a woman/man's chest then ejaculates on the fecal material and sits on it squishing it between their ass cheeks and the person's chest.

Mark and Lisa are into deviant kinks. He likes to get her on the floor and give her a boston cream pie. Nasty.

by dtcb August 19, 2012

Cream Nigger

A Caucasian person who desires to be part of Indian/African cultures

All the Asians at school laughed at Johns hoodie. He was after all a total cream nigger

by Rich Lawson July 1, 2006

ice cream factory

Where ice cream is stored

jennings' child dream was to become an ice cream factory worker

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Ice Cream Bars

Slang term used inplace of "Xanax Bars". Popular amongst people who use code words for certain drugs when speaking on a cell phone or in public.

Hey Steph. Just calling to remind you about my party this Friday.

Oh Right! Jocelyn's comming too if that's cool. She's gonna bring tons of Ice Cream Bars.

That's perfect. I can't wait till this weekend.

Yeah ~ Me too.

by MoonCricket February 17, 2005

vaginal cream cleaner

when a man squirts "squirty cream" in a womans vagina and ejaculates in there and when he thrusts he is acting like a toilet plunger and it all comes slushing out. he then goes down to give it the final cleaning and licks it all out. she will feel refreshed :D

:P
vaginal cream cleaner ejaculates

by dry lady lips December 27, 2010