Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000
by MANA413 March 23, 2025

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.
by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023

Chloe has such a fat chode
Chloe gets mad bitches with her awesome chode
Chloe’s chode mogs all other chodes and dicks
Chloe gets mad bitches with her awesome chode
Chloe’s chode mogs all other chodes and dicks
by Sports net February 16, 2024

by LiterallyWords April 18, 2018

A chode is a short and stubby penis OR a Wimpy, Nerdy, Malnourished, Gooning, Dimwit
If u are searching up the meaning of Chode you are too far gone
If u are searching up the meaning of Chode you are too far gone
Winklefart: U-uh dude I walked up to this girl and when she said her name, I whimpered while combusting in my hot pink panties. She called me a chode that a good thing, right??
Cornelius: good god man, I'd take that to my grave.
Cornelius: good god man, I'd take that to my grave.
by BeLikeCornelius143 December 29, 2024
