barneer

a whore born in a barn.

someone barneer like including nic kline and danny blades

by coltssuperbowl83 October 25, 2008

barnied

To publicly berate and humiliate an individual. It is implied that the subject has earned contempt by some by their actions. It is a reference to Bill Oreilly's interview with Barney Frank where Frank was called a coward for telling the American public that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were sound and worthy of investments 2 months before they went bankrupt, and not performing his responsibility of monitoring their financial condition.

If you don't stop lying, your going to get barnied by me.

by CapitanoInsano March 5, 2009

Barnicle Syndrome

Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.

1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.

by meowfulcopter June 15, 2009

Barney

A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.

"Fucking hell man! Last night was so fucking bad. I definately did a Barney."

by JD1990 July 12, 2009

Barnewall

Wiping excreta off a penis after anal sex.

"After doing Wade he totally Barnewalled the curtains. So dinnie!"

by crunker69 July 27, 2009

barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.

"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger

by jbttum3 March 2, 2010

Barnholed

To be barnholed: To be hit when you least expect it, but still make a profit.

ive just been barnholed! but im better of for it.

by Barnholex October 9, 2009