barnied

To publicly berate and humiliate an individual. It is implied that the subject has earned contempt by some by their actions. It is a reference to Bill Oreilly's interview with Barney Frank where Frank was called a coward for telling the American public that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were sound and worthy of investments 2 months before they went bankrupt, and not performing his responsibility of monitoring their financial condition.

If you don't stop lying, your going to get barnied by me.

barnied by CapitanoInsano March 5, 2009

Barnied Out

Used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. Originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies.

Me and my boy where Barnied Out the other night at the bar.

Barnied Out by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

Bernied 

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

Shit Barned by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Barried 

When one bypasses first base, going straight to second.

AKA Taking a girl off the market for his friends without actually getting with her.

Dude, I can't believe he barried that girl. What a douche.

Barried by Teal Avenger June 6, 2011

Bernied 

Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.

The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated

Bernied by Richard Ponce December 30, 2004

Bernied 

To be cheated or short changed out of money. To be ripped off. to be taken by another. Derived from the bernie Maddoff scandel whre he ripped off investors for 60 billion dollars

When getting change back at the cash register, the cashier short changes you. "excuse me sir or madam you just "bernied" me."

Bernied by egraffam March 12, 2009