alastair

He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.

Alastair loves having blowjobs and giving blowjobs.

by oliv oil April 26, 2021

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Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.

I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking

by Blue_. May 10, 2021

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Alaskan Gusher

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a condom and ties it of at the end. The man then puts the condom in the woman's mouth for her to chew on.

Person one: Did you use a condom?
Person two: Yea bro, I gave her an Alaskan gusher

by Word man420 May 10, 2021

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abas

abas loves chicken nuggets, food, working out and is very smart. not only that the man himself can pull any lady

oi abas come here you bunda

by hyi lan June 3, 2021

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A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.

She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.

by JaKobraKai June 5, 2021

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