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Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.
1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"
by bootthescoot November 10, 2020
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Get some air

The act of snogging to acquire oxygen to breath.
by Just a moron October 12, 2020
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Necrotic air biscuit

gas that has built up behind methamphetamine turd for quite some time then a little bit escapes and it smells foul like that of something that has just died.
I went to push out a turd but all that came out was a necrotic air biscuit boy that was foul
by Taintskin September 5, 2017
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alaskan air drop

When one ejaculates into a helium filled balloon and releases it into the air.
As the people get weary about the sticky white substance in their hair, billy grinned knowing they received his Alaskan air drop.
by FreezyBweezy October 2, 2017
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Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.
"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."
by Eulb Ralkys September 19, 2016
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air force pilot

the hardest working most badass people you will ever meet that work play and even die hard
Girl; I fly for fun
Pilot; i fly for money

Air force pilot; I fly so u can fly and not die
by grahamcrackergc6 December 3, 2020
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air shit out

I ain't worried about a thing, I can just roll up and air shit out
by Chieftaxiarch May 4, 2023
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