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How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
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How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
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