Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 08, 2024

britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.

Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.

by Kc uh December 27, 2016

Johnsonitis

having a big johnson/penis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal

by YoungPrawn October 04, 2022

Favian prince henry johnson

A chill nonchalant 6’5 guy who just like to chill and play games with his 7 inch cock in his hand

Dante: OMG IS THAT favian prince henry johnson

by Jamal PP boy November 30, 2024

Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids

Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic

by Creetee April 12, 2024

Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 April 27, 2018

Johnson Robinson

A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔

“That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson”

by Johnson Robinson January 04, 2023