your moms knife

A women on her period

girl *getting angry*
boy 1 why is she so mad?
boy 2 she on her your moms knife
boy 1 oh ok

by SubToRandomPenguins February 12, 2018

your moms face

A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)

EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit

2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs

3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!

by Havos January 29, 2007

your momma

a gangster way of insulting one and therefore ones mother

1. Your momma is fat.
2. Your momma cuts your steaks for you.
3. Your momma goes to college.

by tyler brown February 28, 2005

your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".

your moms penis

by slimshadey January 16, 2010

Your moms uncle

Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.

Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.

by I dont remember my own name April 20, 2006

your momma's pants

where I live in

I live in your momma's pants

by holy shit July 3, 2003

your moms a hoe

when mom makes pancakes with no syrup

person 1: I dont like you
person 2:YOUR MOMS A HOE

and that's how you say it in a sentence

josh ily

by ThatOneCaveria ily November 18, 2019