your mom

a diss or a answer to any thing

random girl : what did you today

Someone : your mom

by yo_mama343 March 7, 2022

Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.

Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-

by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023

your mom

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.

Friend: What time is it?
Me: Your mom

by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017

Your mom

Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:

Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..

by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022

Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022

your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself

your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks

by daddyuuu March 9, 2021

your mom

uhhhhh

your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.

by your mom is fat #fat mom May 2, 2023