2 slice toaster

a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?

I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster

by MarthaDonut April 18, 2017

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top tit twister

having sex so fast that her titty twists

yoo... sorry for pulling the top tit twister on you last night

by tit maniac May 22, 2017

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Related Words

Twaster • twasterd • twastered • Toaster • twatter • twister • Toaster Strudel • toaster mage • twasted • toaster bath

lick-a-twister

It is a game you play using a twister board instead of playing the old way in my lock-a-twister game you and your partner must use ur mouth your lips etc. Etc. It's an adult sex game

Hey babe did you see the new sex game I bought it's called lick-a-twister.

by sissa October 20, 2017

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tallahassee titty twister

Is the art of applying two mud crabs to both nipples and then setting the mud crabs on fire therefore making them squeeze harder

F partner: I'm feeling quite horny tonight
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister

by Number bonds to 10 October 30, 2017

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san francisco twister

A mythical position where two homosexual men are simultaneously pitching and catching at the same time.

"I've seen DVDA once but I've only ever heard of the san francisco twister."

by Professor Chomp May 19, 2018

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Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.

P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.

by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018

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