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toilet anomaly

If you took a shit and already washed your handbut then notice, that you need to pee and have to do all the same things again.
" I came as fast I can, but i had an toilet anomaly"
by Ciby October 9, 2017
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tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.
I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
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bubbling toilet

A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017
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toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.
I took a crap in a toilet.
by Dood Veed April 10, 2017
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toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet
I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly
by Suklaa May 15, 2017
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Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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